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(Contains: sexual themes)
Dear neighbors having sex,
if you move the bed like that,
you’ll prolly wind up screwing
on the ground.

Sticks and stones
may break my bones,
but I think you’re breaking his
judging by the kind of
sounds he’s making.

Alright, I’m slightly jealous
that you’re getting more than me.
But more than crazy fornication,
I need sleep.

I know you think your room
is made of sound-proofed cinderblocks,
but really--
both your voice tend to carry.

All those manly moanings
sound so different every night,
Good for you!
It means you’ve caught so many!

If only you could catch them
while I wasn’t counting sheep.
So good luck,
and keep your banging quiet, please.
Good. Lord. The sexual themes tag has never been more relevant.
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HuffingtontheOnly Apr 2, 2013  Student General Artist
I'm sorry, but this is just damn funny. It sucks when it occurs, but... XD
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:iconmotleydreams:
Oh lordy this brings back freshman-year-of-college memories. AMEN, SISTER. Worst thing was not knowing who it was on our floor so you couldn't commiserate without fearing retribution. :ahoy:
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lastbattlelhu Mar 7, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
HAAAAAAA! CLASSIC!
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:iconcallerofcrows:
callerofcrows Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks!
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Mista-Heesh Mar 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD Amazing!! Your style is perfection!! >w< Congratulations on the DD, always nice to see humorous pieces featured! ^u^
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:iconcallerofcrows:
callerofcrows Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you so much! I really appreciate it. :D
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:iconzcemex:
Zcemex Mar 6, 2013  Student
Hilarious!
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:iconcallerofcrows:
callerofcrows Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks!
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:iconzcemex:
Zcemex Mar 13, 2013  Student
:D I shouldn't really be reading that... oh well!
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i-Moosker Mar 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Hahah! I called up my one good guy friend, sent him the link, and made him read it, just to hear his smooth voice read the poem for me. It was so good! Nice!
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